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[-Monday, June 15, 2009-]

Post No:#857

wtheck, 3 posts in 24 hours.

ANYWAYS, this is a notice:

"The University of Queensland has been advised that a student and a staff member have tested positive to H1N1 Influenza A (swine flu).

The student, a resident at St Leos College, presented with symptoms at the University Health Services on Thursday. On Sunday, the University was notified that tests were confirmed positive. The student is in quarantine at his home in a regional centre.St Leos College is not closed or quarantined; this follows consultation with Queensland Health.

The University is continuing with all normal functions including all examinations. Activities have not been cancelled. Face masks and hand gel, as a preventative measure, are available at exams to students who request them.

The University is in daily contact with Queensland Health to co-ordinate the management of individual cases of H1N1 Influenza A as they occur. The student and the staff member are undertaking the recommended course of treatment."

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That's what we got through the student emails today.

Some students are asking why the Uni only informed us today evening when it has been confirmed on Sunday. Most of the others are just wondering why exams are not postponed cause they think the school should be quarantined. Some say that the least they should do is to quarantine the area where it happened and the people there. 0.o"...

Apparently not getting SARS in Aust that time is making them a little complacent. Hmmm...

& Kin Fatt says: "Good, can get more masks from them then can use on the flight back..."

XD

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['-Ah_Ying-'] ;11:26 PM;

[-Tuesday, September 02, 2008-]

Post No:#706

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2 things to update about!

First, we dissected a dead rat in Animal Structure and Function practical session today~ It stinks, and it doesn't help that I was bending down over my rat cause I can't cut it standing straight (needed to be precise you see). I was alright throughout the prac, but the smell sorta got to me and plus I was already hungry from having just a sausage roll for lunch! So my stomach wasn't feeling good, and the smell was...ERGH...and when I got home, I started feeling queasy and wanting to puke and stuff, BUT I didn't cause there was nothing in my stomach to throw up. Then whenever my hands were close to my face I kept getting this mindset that I can smell that rat and the smell of the latex gloves still on my hands which made me worse. >.>...I washed my hands 5 times! IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL! >.<"

Second thing that went wrong, my key snapped off! Literally! I was gonna open the glass door (which is my front door) and the key was already a little wonky (it was bent one way, so I bent it back, and anyone who has taken DnT knows that doing this will make that bent area really weak), so I slotted it into the lock and turned it, only it didn't turn but simply snapped off in my hand!!0.o"...Had to enter through the backdoor instead and thank goodness I could still get the broken part out of the lock. Great, now I have to go find time to duplicate another key! I wasn't even usng much strength at all too!

End of the bad stuff...

Aussie Idol rocks! Wes Carr and Chrisley are in the top 12!! Whoots~ I am thinking the next two might be Amanda and Tom. Tom, Natalie and Amanda are kinda my faves for tonight's batch...I can't wait for Madam Parker's performance!! Overall...Wes Carr is my current fav, though I kinda wish he would shave...>.<"

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Chem prac tomorrow! Then Chem online mid-semester test from Friday till Tuesday. We have 4 hours to do the test, and it's 24 questions! You will never get that in Sg, but I ain't complaining, it means I can kinda take my time to get my answers right.

I hate the Wiley system that they are using though, cause if you round off too much, too little or don't round off, your answer is gonna be WRONG when it's actually right. 0.o"...Lazy people that uses computers to do work!

Hmmm...Nothing else I guess. OH, my laptop's keyboard is getting old! The "down" arrow button ain't working properly, and I have to press down on it really hard to get it to work, but sometimes it doesn't even when I keep poking it!

Oh yea, another piece of news demonstrating the retarded-ness and desperation of humans:

Welder’s love plans unscrewed

JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance. A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out. They, too, were unable to remove the nut. At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.

Personal notes: Okkay, there's one man whose one penis is stuck in ONE nut, so...what the heck do they need SEVEN firemen for? Seriously, then they can't do anything...I wonder what his fiance would think about that. Poor nut.

This teaches you...Don't poke around and mess about with nuts and stuff with holes, you just might get stuck!

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[-Saturday, August 16, 2008-]

Post No:#691

Okay...This has gotta be one of the more ridiculous pieces of news that you can see on the net. (Nelson sent it to me! XD XD)

Man's penis stuck in park bench

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused. According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort.

Watch video here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html

Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail. Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.

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*Self thoughts/comments: 天啊! (Translates into OMG) Who the heck does that anyway?! 0.o"...Having sex with a PARK BENCH. And he must have been like aroused for the whole time cause otherwise, the penis would have gone flaccid and he could have pulled it out since he can put it in there in the first place!! Must be really "disturbed". If they did amputate it...Man...he would be more disturbed than ever...*

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Alrights...Well...I was sick for the past week! And now I am so absolutely BACKDATED for all my homework and notes and every other school stuff. =.="...Chemistry test the week after the next!!!!! So totally dead...Then there's that imaginary animal skeleton that's due on Wednesday.

Shall post up photos and blog about Wei Fang's birthday last Saturday tomorrow. Will go back to catching up on schoolwork now. Tata!

*Felt like vomitting the whole day today, must be the lack of breakfast and then having a humongous pot of noodles plonked infront of my for lunch today that caused that. That pot of noodles is ENOUGH FOR 2 guys lah! Couldn't finish it even though Joe helped by having a small bowl, I had 3 small bowls of it and there was still enough left for dinner... =.="... BLEARGH*

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